A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,
who were excessively mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their
parents could be confident that if any mischief
occurred in their town, their two young sons were
involved in some capacity. The parents were at
their wit's end as to what to do about their sons'
behaviour.
The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had
been successful in disciplining children in the
past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give
it his best shot.
He asked to see the boys
individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to
meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy
down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy made no response, so the clergyman
repeated the question in an even sterner
tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the
clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his
finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"
At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran
directly home, and slammed himself in his closet.
His older brother followed him into the closet and
said, "What happened?"
The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG
trouble this time. God is missing and they think
we did it!"
By Jen
Lucky Dip Joke
Send Joke to Friend